Preparing a dinner party is an emasculating ordeal, which is why sane men depend on others to throw them. If you're unlucky enough to get stuck hosting, assemble a menu your guests will never, ever forget, provided by Exotic Meats.
For more than a decade, Exotic Meats has specialized in protein unobtainable from your local butcher -- unless he works out of a zoo or high-end pet store. In addition to the pedestrian (Kobe steaks, caribou, elk, ostrich), E-Meats also offers llama and yak, as well as animals whose relatives might one day kill you, e.g., rattlesnake, alligator, and wild boar. A shipment's not cheap -- 2-day deliveries of bear shoulder rarely are -- but just imagine the impact of this four-courser:
- Kangaroo Meatballs in Wine Sauce
- Sweet and Sour Alligator
- Bear Stew
*Recipes available on E-Meats' website