The Endless Wine Glass
Silverleaf Tavern 43 E 38th St, at Park; 212.973.2550 This impressive date spot's perfect for any girl, as they give you three options on wine quality:
- $35: endless good wine, if you just want sex
- $48: endless great wine, if you want sex but aren't sure she'll cheat on her boyfriend
- $83: endless wonderful wine, if you arrived drunk and pointed to the wrong grade of wine
The deal's available anytime after 5:30pm, seven days a week. Surprisingly, you can also order the bottomless deal with lunch (served M-F) -- or skip food altogether and order it for lunch.