The Endless Wine Glass

By Published On 02/16/2006 By Published On 02/16/2006

Silverleaf Tavern 43 E 38th St, at Park; 212.973.2550 This impressive date spot's perfect for any girl, as they give you three options on wine quality:

  • $35: endless good wine, if you just want sex
  • $48: endless great wine, if you want sex but aren't sure she'll cheat on her boyfriend
  • $83: endless wonderful wine, if you arrived drunk and pointed to the wrong grade of wine

The deal's available anytime after 5:30pm, seven days a week. Surprisingly, you can also order the bottomless deal with lunch (served M-F) -- or skip food altogether and order it for lunch.

Cité120 W 51st St, between 6th and 7th; 212.956.71008pm-11:30pm Mon-Sat, 5pm-10pm SunWhether dining with old friends, or new clients you want to impress with your drinking, this boisterous, brasserie-style steakhouse is your answer: for $69, you get your choice of appetizer, entrée, and dessert, plus all the vino you can stomach. On Sundays the deal starts three hours earlier, so you can pull off five straight hours of refills before the waiters hoist you on their shoulders in triumph, then toss your corpse to the curb.