Like the rumors about your promiscuity and the rashes that make them plausible, Thrillist is spreading: we launch San Francisco very soon, in time for the Bay's Indian summer and the playoff race the Giants will be watching on TV.
Not content with NY and "the Internet", six months ago we began enriching the lives of Los Angelinos with our unwholesome advice -- and now with your help we'll do the same for SF. Pass Thrillist along to your NorCal brethren, and you'll enjoy a supremely smug self-importance knowing you've hooked them up with the same service that's made you the wobbly man-about-town you are today. Sign yourself up as well, and on your next business/wedding/bris trip, you'll have something better to do than wander across a red bridge.
This is a big deal for us. We're psyched to get started in a city where the mayor sexes up his underlings, the waters churn with man-eating sharks, and people consume more alcohol per capita than anywhere else in the country (sorry Louisiana and parts of Texas).
Thanks in advance for telling your people about us, and for your continued support.