Thrillist's Dallas Rundown

Don't board that SB flight before checking Thrillist Nation's guide to the Big D, where you'll score deets on the town's best places to gorge on BBQ, speedily imbibe brews, ogle women who aren't wearing turtlenecks, and shoot off automatic weapons, although hopefully not the Klobb, because that thi...oh, boy. Yep, you just got slapped to death.