MMOJO. It's when being at your very best ups your charisma to a degree that might be surprising even to you, unless of course you're used to superiors you've just given a presentation to saying "No, thank you for your time, gentleman". Here to assess your virtual MMOJO, the Minute Maid MMOJO Analyzer. The MMOJO Analyzer calculates your MMOJO through Facebook-related achievements, earned based on number of friends, photos and videos you've been tagged in, and events you've been invited to, along with your Likes, Groups and Places check-ins. While you're heartily encouraged to keep on being the social dynamo you already are, here are a few tips for further upping that score:
•Find more potential Facebook friends by participating in local activities, like biergartens, bingo nights, base-jumping classes and even places that don't start with "B."
•Start photobombing all your friends to get tagged in maximum photos. Also, consider photobombing your grandmother...it all counts.
•Get involved with more Facebook Groups. Who knew that a weirdly intense affection for gnomes/top-hats/French bulldogs could have such a big payoff?
•Every time you get a Facebook party invitation, bring an attractive -- and single -- plus-one. You will start receiving a lot more party invitations.
•Pay your cube mate $50 to wear a helmet cam at work, thus ensuring you're tagged in endless videos. Also, prepare your resume.
Get your MMOJO score right now. Then, armed with all the info you need to be at your virtual very best, try improving it, causing superiors and subordinates alike to thank you just for being you.
Hit the Minute Maid MMOJO Analyzer to see if your MMOJO is as nice as sugar, spice, and kangaroos that know karate