Socializing in Dallas is never hard, especially in a city with so many goal-oriented Stars looking to score, but deciding just who is Dallas's most eligible? That's a job for Bravo, whose newest series -- named, appropriately Most Eligible Dallas -- premieres tonight, and is spliced into the most south-by-southwestern skin-tastic clip ever, above.
The show follows Big D socialites-turned-Bravo’lebrities who've mastered Dallas' nightlife scene with personalities so engaging, one's even been engaged four times already! The rest of the cast personifies drama and glitz, from an aspiring singer, to a turbo-charged car dealership owner, to a recently single NFL punter attempting to play the field, so please, just go along with it and tell people he's a recently single NFL receiver.
Because the biggest personalities in the biggest city in the biggest state (not technically, but who's counting?) can't possibly be contained in one email, the Most Eligible Dallas site's packed with character bios, hot photos and preview clips loaded with sexual tension, because apparently the only thing bigger than Dallas' expectations of success even in sports that involve ice, is its drama.