From four European best friends forever now living in SF, Soul2Match is a just-launched dating service that's scientifically certain happy couples look alike and, to prove it, matches you to potential companions using facial recognition algorithms that analyze 1000pts on your mug -- a process developed by a dude who studied at a Polish university, and no, that is NOT an oxymoron...apparently. Now you're probably wondering, "does this really work?", and more importantly, "how compatible is our handsome devil Mayor Ed Lee with Kirstie Alley, Heidi Klum, and Chuck Norris?" Survey says:
Kirstie Alley Compatibility Score: 9% Compatibility Comment: "Ehm, to be honest... you do not make the best couple." Editor's Note: Despite both having captivating mustaches, this makes sense considering the two have little else in common, save the fact that they've both held distinguished offices -- Lee as Mayor of San Francisco and Alley as Chairwoman of the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, even if it's the one that's just a gigantic bowl of delicious chicken sandwiches.
Heidi Klum Compatibility Score: 10% Compatibility Comment: "Not the best match you can think of." Editor's Note: Sure, you're probably like, "What? Heidi Klum would be all over Eddie Lee if she ran into him where all the beautiful people in SF hang out, at Sinbad's. This is crazy". But then Seal would likely point out that actually that's technically his song, and you'd probably have to concede the point.
Chuck Norris Compatibility Score: 19% Compatibility Comment: "This may not be your best match, but you stand a chance." Editor's Note: Wrong. Nobody stands a chance against Chuck Norris.