Seeing as Ben & Jerry are really more "conventionally handsome" than "bodaciously sexy", the world is probably ready for Aphrodisiac Ice Cream: a brand new, late-into-the-night truck staffed by not-not-attractive ladies ranging from Maxim models to Hooters gals, all hatched by a local photog and his model girlfriend after a post-drinking quest for ice cream was a complete bust, making it very similar to the staff of this truck.
Based on the completely outlandish notion that "most people at 4a are looking to hook up", natural aphrodisiacs like chocolate, cherries, and almonds'll be involved in all the flavors, which'll be flashed on a flatscreen below two roof-based, 8ft stripper poles, which the girls'll periodically dance on, all in an effort to battle
your Mister Softee.
When the truck gets rolling no later than next Tues, said tastes'll include Chocolate 3sum, Vanilla Quickie, Pop My Cherries Jubilee, the Aphrodisiac Love Potion ice cream float, the three-scoop/limitless-toppings Aphrodisiac Orgy, as well as an ice cream "body shot" that's eaten off one of the girls, which the owner says "is going to cost ya", and will likely spook John Moxon into running away to find Amy Smart, even though he's too big-time for her now.
You can also hire out the truck for events, complete with intricately ice-cream-body-painted girls, and they plan to launch a contest whose winner'll get to ride around on the truck with the ladies, which sounds like anything but a Rocky Road.