Ditch the summer's oppressive heat -- and the disgusting tyranny of revealing clothes worn by those with no right to own a belly shirt -- and watch Summer by Bravo, where hot becomes spicy, and revealing clothes are worn properly, or at least hilariously.
Want a taste? Scope the clip above to see highlights from Camp by Bravo, a mystical summer camp where the network's biggest stars engage in all manner of teenage tomfoolery, except the kind that left you with a permanent fear of hands yanking hard on elastic.
Then prep yourself for Bravo's line-up of reality pacesetters, from Top Chef Masters, to Platinum Hit, to The Real Housewives of New Jersey, to Million Dollar Decorators -- who're always professional even when their clients act like million dollar babies.
Once your Camp-by-Bravo-induced shock and awe wears off, head to BravoTV.com's summer microsite for episode listings, exclusive vids & pics, and Bravolebrity campers revealing their hidden talents, such as Jeff Lewis' skill of burping the ABCs -- though frankly, some talents are better off staying hidden.
Always wanted to know Rocco DiSpirito's favorite summer cocktail? Find out here.