AXE Buzzed Look Cream + SPF 15. It's new. It's potent. It protects your dome from the sun just like a sombrero, without getting you confused for a one-man mariachi band, or super-speedy cartoon mouse. If you're not yet convinced, here's what the leading nogginologists consider to be a rock-solid argument for using a cream so revolutionary, even big-league sluggers would admit to using it:
No Hassle, Without the Hassle
The whole point of a buzz cut is that it's low-maintenance, but if the sun turns your scalp the same shade as a certain undying prop comic's hair, you'll get serious skin damage, which requires a lot more maintenance than giving your head some Axe Buzzed. Take this easy step to help protect your dome from harmful UVA/UVB rays, and keep your scalp from peeling -- a major turn-off for girls, dermatologists, and girl dermatologists.
No Woman, No Cry
Women (and most small children) find rubbing a buzzed head irresistible, like rubbing a Buddha belly, except less uncomfortably close to the area known as the "Buddha under-belly". While other allegedly similar products leave cabezas greasy/oily -- making the ladies think you've played some sort of gooey trick on them -- Axe Buzzed Look Cream leaves your dome perfectly dry, so admirers won't feel like they're saving storks from the Gulf.
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Defend your dome from sunrays and greasy messes with AXE Buzzed Look Cream + SPF 15
*Avoid overexposure to the sun. Apply on scalp as directed. Wear protective clothing.