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Pairing characters from the one film every guy likes with aesthetics from the one film every guy loves (...Jane Eyre. Sooo many broaches!), limited-edition Victorian Star Wars Art portraiture puts the "Fete" in Bobba Fett, the "Bach" in Chewbacca, and the "Even More... Flamboyant" in C-3P0.

Featuring one of five Wars characters outfitted in 19th-century London kit (top hats, monocles, pipes, etc.), the portraits were created by a San Franciscan illustrator currently working for Pixar, meaning 1) your walls will feature cinema-award-winning cartoon artistry, and 2) Ricky Gervais will make fun of your walls in a sassy, borderline rude manner. Each hand-numbered & signed print's available as a 9''x 13'' high-end canvas, and can come unframed, gallery wrapped, or in one of five frame styles including "noir", "baroque", and "executive", which people will now mistake you for, what with the original Mullet-Chopped Jabba you've got hanging.

And should you want someone not offered, this guy'll get after any character you request for the right price, just like a rogue galactic bounty hunter. Or really, a Bronte hunter.