Get the Skinny

There’s no need to declare yourself a real housewife of TGI Friday’s to indulge in one of their figure-friendly cocktails, including the Skinny Margarita, Skinny Blackberry Margarita, or Friday’s “On Thin Ice” Tea -- which is exactly where you’ll be if you tell an emotionally stunted matriarch from North Jersey to go for the low-cal option.