The world's hotels at your fingertips, if you're rich

When searching for where to stay on your trip, it's hard to know who to trust, and which places just have undeserved bad raps, whether it's a hotel, a motel, or a Holiday Inn. So why not just pay a truckload of cash instead, and stay at a place that's certified pimp by Portico.

A just-launched, Mile High-based "luxury destination club", Portico offers members seriously reduced rates at 150 hand-picked private homes and hotels spanning 50 destinations. They're now offering charter memberships at 50% off, which is also where your socks will be knocked when you check out the pics of some of their jaw-dropping gems:

Los Cabos, Mexico: Just take a moment and soak that in. Nice, right? This is at the Esperanza resort, where a gigantic patio and spa (rated super high by Travel & Leisure) will help you release the stress of a day spent frolicking on nearby beaches.

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico: Can you see yourself here? Well you shouldn't be able to, creep: it's an uber-private three-bedroom residence in the Real del Mar development that's limited to less than 50 houses total. Should you fork over the quiche though, you'll get access to a private beach club and stunning views of Banderas Bay.

Sonoma, California: This private four-bedroom house is set on 80 acres of hills & vineyards, and it includes an outdoor pool & hot tub, a fire pit, and "convenient access to wine country", not to be confused with whine country, aka what you normally find searching for hotels on the Internet.