From a couple of college buddies at USC (one of whom now lives in Boston) who, like most people, are eager to ease the "unnecessary source of stress furniture can be", SD's a collection of rapid-assembly, foldable furniture made from Green Hulk-strong recyclable fiberboard that ships flat and can be put together "tool free", so don't bother inviting Kevin Connolly.
Empty out your safehouse of kidnapped people and crappy wares, then fill it with:
The Intellidesk: Write the next great American novel and/ or desperate emails to girls you frenched at Clery's while sitting at the simple-but-sturdy 43in desk, which weighs 11lbs (!) and boasts a shiny snap-on Micron lid shield to ensure that you don't put a pen through your desk top.
The SmartStand Because you can also use the milk crate next to your futon as an ottoman, replace it with this sleek 30in-tall stand that rocks two convenient drawers and is available in either white or "kraft", perfect for the dude who's both a mack and cheesy.
The SmartDresser Deftly employ their adjoining "Connexion Lid" to turn two of these 46in-tall dressers into one super doublewide that's then ready for you to "paint, tag, and customize", though honestly, your Entourage should probably do it.