What? You didn't go watch the hot, sweaty, ball-spiking glory that was the Ludus Athletics Model Beach Volleyball Tournament, like we told you to? You re-grouted your bathroom tile instead? Well, while you made Norm Abram really proud, we took our own advice, attended the tournament, and filmed tons of video. So stop playing Fruit Ninja, sit back, and enjoy the butt shaking, girl-on-girl victory dancing, bikini laden, body painted cinematic masterpiece.