Because baseball is the sport of fat people

Published On 04/04/2012 Published On 04/04/2012
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1. A Gluttonous Tour of Marlins Park 501 Marlins Way, Miami, FL

So, turns out that giant spaceship where the Orange Bowl used to be isn't a spaceship at all. It's 8000 tons of retractable-roofed stadium, which today officially became home to the Marlins. Because they eat more than just Cracker Jack on baseball spaceships, the food offerings are as next-level as the confines, so here's a guideline for a culinary journey you simply must undertake, assuming Heath Bell hasn't eaten everything by the time you get there.