Food & Drink

Artisanal spread for your sando

Turning a one-time afterthought into an ultra-tasty before-thought, Lady Jay's Sam Mason has opened this new mayonnaise store, amping up the whitest of condiments with rotating flavors including bacon (suggested as a sandwich substitute for actual slabs), lime pickle (Indian spices and zesty limes), and black garlic, described as "the Dark Knight to standard garlic's mild-mannered Bruce Wayne", meaning it's totally cool to throw on your most preposterously throaty growl and shout "WHERE'S MY MAYOOOOO!!!".