The Emily (Goal) Post guide to acting all correct-like in a parking lot

The rules of tailgating etiquette aren't taught at finishing schools, which mainly exist to help young women meet young men who are too stuck up to properly tailgate. No, those rules are taught by hard men, out on the hard pavement, early in the morning, when it's hard to wake up. They're also taught in awesome photographic slideshows, like this one starring Tailgating Jon. Check it out, and never have anyone say, “Yo, what's up with that guy?” about you again.