Have Mercy, Not a Hangover

For the love of your chronically pounding brain, snag this Thrillist-exclusive deal on Mercy, the hangover prevention beverage backed by both science and, possibly, angels. Instead of pain and regret, you'll get

1) Such heightened alertness, you'll be able to trap and humanely release the Bengal tiger lurking in your hotel bathroom, even if you don't quite remember stealing it from a certain heavyweight champion

2) Productivity from the get-go, meaning your creativity can be channeled into writing that fan-fiction sequel to The Running Man, instead of just Tweeting out free verse like “feeling so #ugh and also #bleh.