RSVP for a taste of the good life in a sleek SoHo townhouse

Whisky is for guys who choose their own path in life, but absolutely no guy has ever chosen a path that leads to an auditorium where a boring blowhard lectures him on whisky

Presenting a different kind of whisky experience: the Thrillist at the House of Walker, a self-guided tour through Johnnie Walker's sleek SoHo townhouse, happening on Wednesday, December 19th at 6:30, 7, 7:30, and 8p. Your night will consist of rooms inspired by the many labels of the Walker family spread across three floors, totally immersing you in the Johnnie Walker lifestyle -- with a healthy dosage of Thrillist on the side, which, incidentally, does not taste like chicken

Your brilliant itinerary:The Black Label Lounge: a private theater screening a short film, along with the chance to sample Johnnie Walker Black Label in the style of both amigos and blind mice (three ways)

The Red Label Lounge:sip on a cocktail crafted by one of the city's best bartenders, showcasing the versatility of Red Label, and proving that before you shake or stir, you should always blend

The Double Black Label Lounge: love for the latest addition to the Johnnie Walker family is in the air -- literally -- as guests in this room put a drop of Double Black in their hands, rub them together, and appreciate the amplified smoky aroma that exudes

The Blue Label Lounge: a room devoted to luxury, where you'll toast to success with samples of this rare whisky poured by a host who -- much like yourself -- is very good-looking

Back to Black: get the perfect send-off on the ground floor, with Black Label drinks to reacquaint yourself with the world's finest whisky and incredibly comfortable chairs to reacquaint your backside with relaxation...