How To Live With a Huge...

From Old City's Quirk Publishing, this long-overdue book is chock full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia, aimed at delivering a message of tolerance and hope via dishing tips on "coming out" to one's family, sharing one's assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace -- basically, don't wear your johnson anywhere it wouldn't be safe to wear a tie.