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Gunpowder Bison And Trading

Lovingly slaughtered on a Monkton, MD farm, these majestic beasts ("better for you than skinless chicken") will be delivered to the recipient's door in the form of steak (strip, fillet, T-bone, or flank), hamburger/ground meat, sausages, or, for $8, "Bison Jerky", a rare treat which usually costs at least an extra twenty at select massage parlors.