These aptly named business cards made from laser-etched beef jerky're the brainchild of a local quartet of software developers who've been experimenting with the concept since April; $30 gets you four cards on American-made jerky, vacuum-sealed in a transparent pouch, and the stipulation that you shouldn't expect "every character perfectly rendered four times on each slab" because "no meat is perfect", which is what you've been saying for years.