RCX-4 Star Stryker

This super-duper-awesome remote-control hovercraft basically looks like a model-sized X-Wing Fighter, but it's far sweeter: built with 3D gyroscopic tech to hover perfectly balanced, it can be controlled from up to a mile away, flies for 10 mins on a single charge, and comes complete with its own padded metal case, for safe travel to the convention of people who've never had sex.