Clanarans Sweaters

Made on the Aran Islands off the west coast of Ireland, Clanarans' traditional sweaters're hand-constructed by "hundreds of skilled knitters" (aka, old ladies) using custom stitching patterns that've historically identified and reflected specific Irish clans' trades, cultures, and lifestyles, represented in a catalog of 500+ different Irish surnames, a list that oddly omits the O'Carrottops.