If technology can send a man to the moon to find even better technology left behind by curiously disorganized alien super-beings, then it can help you deal with the fact that cold weather makes you just a little bit fat, bored, and depressed. Seriously, look at winter. Even the graffiti is kind of meh. Lucky for you, The Crosby Press has identified five winter ailments, and has come up with gadgets to combat them all, including the fact that you currently have a wintertime girlfriend who's not all that impressed by your gadgets.
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