Join the dark, velvety brew for a night on the town

WHAT:Get on the guest list to experience a Guinness Ambassador-led jaunt through the brewery’s storied past and glorious present, paired with a pint of Guinness Draught plus the chance to sample Foreign Extra Stout & Black Lager -- aka, the greatest history lesson of all time

Just remember to bring a $5 donation benefitting the Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation, which will be collected at the door

WHERE: Drop your deets here to find out

WHEN: RSVP here, and they’ll tell you that too

WHY: Because Guinness brings the tall and dark, and you add the handsome, making for an early Valentine’s outing she’s sure to love, provided you don't hog the tall and dark.