The Training Station

Just opened in the Piazza's Rialto building by a track guy training for the 2012 Summer Olympics, the Station boasts a panoramic skyline view and a profusion of state-of-the-art equipment like cardio machines tricked out with HD screens and iPod/Phone connectivity. Members also have access to professional coaches/trainers, comp'd post-workout meals designed to enhance specific regimens, and get a "heckle call" when they slip below a two-visit-per-week average, though thankfully not a Heckle & Jeckle call, because no one can handle the ridicule of cockney magpies.