The joys of childhood friends were the many ways you could abuse them: blistering mom jokes, diabolical pranks, and of course, smacking them in the balls. Now you're all growed up and chained to a desk, but you can still virtually smack them balls, with Vidified.com.
Pompano Beach-based Vidified lets you insert your buddies' faces into an array of YouTube-esque videos ranging from kid-friendly dancing strawberries, to a streaker scandalizing a live newscast, to unsuspecting Port-o-let users recoiling from the living horror emerging from the crapper. To use, simply upload a picture of a buddy's mug (or any other object), crop the image to fit in the prescribed frame, click "finish", and titter uncontrollably in your cubicle. To spread the joy, email your friends a link, or use a widget that automatically posts content on MySpace, Facebook, blogs, etc; by the holidays, e-cards will also be available, plus fresh clips, including a farmer determined to...self-fertilize a field despite an assault by a randy donkey that might or might not be played by Eddie Murphy.
So that others may benefit from you and your crew's stupidity, go film something and donate the stunt as fodder for Vidified; all proceeds from its ads go to pet adoption charities, helping animals who've been dealt the ultimate smack in the balls: having them removed.