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Take That Tweet Back

There's a certain joy that comes from showing off your disastrous failures, like when a director splices a blooper reel into the closing credits, or when they let Brian Scalabrine take off his warm-ups. Bless the world with your priceless awfulness, with Take That Tweet Back.From the Virginian founders of TweetMart, TTTB showcases user submissions from twits who sent out particularly regrettable mini-messages, and now want to gleefully compound the damage, albeit anonymously. So far, the bulk of the content's inebriated, fecal-obsessed, and probably not regretted enough ("let me get this straight..you put a giant tree in the living room and I am not to pee on it or drink the water at the bottom?"), but there are some prime examples of "I wish I didn't do that...but wait, now I'm doing it again!", covering topics like:Holiday Spirit: "Almost got caught stealing candycane for kids shelter from breakroom. stealing candy from babies harder than previously thought."Mentoring: "taught uptight sister's kid how to smoke. by order of Parliaments!"Geography: "My bf thinks im an idiot: lies and tells me he's going away on business to Vietnam, when Vietnam's been over for about 30 years"In addition to prime billing on the website, all submissions are also tweeted out under the "tttbtweets" account, ensuring these moronic decisions not only stay on the roster, but also get in the game.