Pro-quality turntables made of wood

These crazy-unique, abnormally-shaped turntables're cut from single pieces of redwood/walnut burl, then fitted with detachable ebonized stands, and pro-quality components (including Rega or Origin Live arms). Made by a carpenter-turned-fine artist in Oakland, they'll run you a grand or more -- which'll seem a small price to pay once you're the lone master of the Wheels of Burl.