Turn anything into a big-ass speaker

Producing bigger sound than any other portable induction speaker, the hourglass-shaped Bass Egg harnesses military-grade tech to turn whatever it's placed on into a powerful beat blaster. Simply stream tunes via Bluetooth from your mobile/laptop, and depending on the physical properties of the surface it's sitting on, it'll turn out a slightly different type of sound, e.g., a glass table's "clear and concise", wooden desks're "deep and rich", and car hoods're "booming" -- perhaps literally, if you attempt to try it out while driving.