A standing beer bong with six funnel tubes

Six individual funnel tubes. A bucket that holds twelve beers. One Bongzilla, which might be the world's first drinking apparatus based on the concept of teamwork. Other things to know here: that adjustable pole stretches to six feet, so people won't even have to squat much, unless people are named Gheorghe Dumitru Mureșan. Also, those tubes can all be stopped up as, one by one, your friends realize that maybe Bongzilla wasn't such a great idea after all