Whip up a delicious breakfast sando in minutes

A worthwhile investment for any sausage, egg & cheese connoisseur, this new Breakfast Sandwich Maker's a toaster/griddle hybrid that cooks up custom morning sammies in just five minutes (urine-soaked ball pit not included)

Simply stack cheese/meat/raw egg/more cheese veggies in designated spots atop an English muffin, bagel, or small pancake, tamp down the nonstick top plate, and let its variably heated sections work their magic.