Just because you need to schlep around all of your gear for your photoshoot/DJ set/Mission Impossible elevator hacking scene doesn't mean you need to look like a fourth grader who's been held back a decade while you do it, and as of this week you'll no longer have to thanks to the Cocoon SLIM pack. An intelligently organized water-resistant black pack, the SLIM stashes everything the weekend warrior: 15" MacBook Pro, iPad, documents, chargers, glasses, and peanut butter pretzel combos thanks to its special "grid-it" pocket that utilizes a system of rubberized elastic straps to keep items in place. And the best part? Fully stuffed, it's only 3.5in thick flush against your back. Giggity.