Whether you're a whiz in the kitchen or one of those infomercial costars who'd act amazed at the concept of toast as long as he got his $450, check out these culinary upgrades that every man should grab.
1. The flix Live portable kitchen on wheels
First up, make sure you have a kitchen. If you don't, grab this all-in-one unit that features a cutting board, removable charcoal grill, and even electric burners. Then, fire your realtor.
Next, let's cover the appliances that basically do all the work for you. Why? Well, Rex, if you ever broke 14 fingernails cleaning an oven, you'd know why...
48. Sriracha Beef Jerky
Make sure to have some DIFMTWIPYF -- that's "Do it for me, that's what I'm paying you for" -- pre-made meat candy on hand in case you work up an appetite while making that DIY bacon.