When it comes to protecting your living room from Nic Cage doomsday scenarios, feng shui isn’t going to help you get out alive. Sure, those cream-colored drapes match the carpet quite nicely, and that Pottery Barn credenza might have killer chi, but they won't be much help when your man cave gets overrun by Dolph Lundgren-esque henchmen. Luckily for you, we’ve found the Couchbunker, a giant bulletproof sofa. Introduced at the Hunters Extravaganza in Fort Worth, Texas (duh), the Couchbunker can store all 40 of your high-powered rifles, plus ammunition. And it doubles as an impenetrable bunker, an armory hidden in plain view.