Cross-functional battle ax will conquer enemies, saw wood

What generally should follow a post-apocalyptic zombie knife-fight free-for-all involving your trusty ax? Probably the erection of a small fortress so that it doesn't happen again. Fortunately, Zippo's 4-in-1 Woodsman comes with ax, bow saw, mallet, and stake puller so the next time those flesh-hungry cannibals come through, they'll have to knock first. And it's all packaged neatly into one, keeping you light on you feet in case you want to try running. Oh, and for $79.95, we hear they make great all-purpose camping tools as well.