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Upgrade from hanging a hot dog in front of your treadmill with Dumb-Bell Cutlery, a set of utensils that lets you burn calories even as you gobble 500 more.Each Dumb-Bell Cutlery knife and fork weighs in at about 2.2 pounds, while the "dessert spoon" is a more punishing 4.4 pounds. (So make sure that double fudge brownie sundae isn't half-assed.) If you want to see this bulked-up silverware in action, check out British talk show host Jonathan Ross testing out the set, along with his own super-sized version: