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Finally own a sea-worthy pirate ship

Pirate ship for sale
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Been waiting to liquidate your bank account in favor of gold pieces, rubies, and pearls until you had the perfect place to put them? Well, thanks to a crafty dude in St. Louis, now you do: a pirate ship that "looks like a Hollywood set" and is selling for a measly $79k, even though a pirate ship appraiser just valued the sea-worthy, 50-footer at $110k.

1988 Gibson houseboat
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Underneath all that pirate ship sits a 1988 Gibson Houseboat which looks something like this. Even non-Jolly Rogers-ed, those suckers still sell for upwards of $60k, so, really, this pirate ship is an investment.

1988 Gibson houseboat
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Here's what the captain's wheel looks like on an '88 Gibson before...

Pirate ship for sale
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... and here's what it looks like on an '88 Gibson Pirate Ship. YAR!

1988 Gibson houseboat
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'88 Gibson 50-footers hold up to 30 peeps, plus have two bedrooms and two baths, but its stock lounge will shiver ye timbers.

Pirate ship for sale
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But the pirate ship's lounge is definitely a spot worthy of counting your rubies.