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J.L. Lawson & Co. product

From a family of talented machinists spanning three generations, J. L. Lawson & Co. produces spectacularly beautiful brass and steel tools for the two activities you've dedicated your life to -- working and drinking.

Their handmade stock consists of office-pimping pieces like a medieval sword-esque letter opener complete with a sculpted hilt and its own wooden stand, uniquely textured brass pen cups, and even a few cylindrical paper weights with removable spinning tops to keep your hands busy while you're Incepting clients over the phone

As for drink-cessories, they've amassed quite a collection of interesting minimalist (and monogrammable) keychain-bottle openers, including a few with a unique "shackle" system that lets you add keys without busting up your delicate nailbeds.

J.L. Lawson & Co. product
J.L. Lawson & Co. product