Literally break it. After all, champagne celebrations don't always have to be dainty, pinkies-out affairs — badassery can be involved. This party trick is something to behold in and of itself, but march out with a Laguiole Champagne Saber and you'll be a regular ol' Count of Monte Awesome. It's a little steep at $139, but laser-engraved stainless steel blades and rosewood handles don't come on the cheap. Not sure how to karate chop the cork? Learn to, Like a Boss.