Morning Report: Thursday, September 5, 2013

"Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure." - Aldous Huxley So, it's Thursday... Enough with the buttoned-up workweek already. If you missed it, check out September's 8 Essential Toiletries meant to keep you fresh from Monday through Thursday, even into Friday. High five. Relevant and less-than-relevant goings-on from around the interwebs:

  • Deer season? Drone season (might be) right around the corner. [Denver Post]
  • Looking for deranged 21st century Seinfeld fan fiction? Look no further. A series, in parts. [Gawker]