These things are comfier than a bed of puppies. But with breathable dry fit lining and triple-stitch seams, you have nothing to worry about if you happen to wear them while loading up trucks at the lumber yard. CREEP's Polar Fleece Pants also have front, side, and back pockets for your wallet and keys — and, most importantly, a fly so you don't have to go all ass-less chaps to take a leak. At $283 a pair, they're admittedly a little expensive. Though considering these are the most utilitarian fleece pants you'll ever purchase, it'll probably be a once-in-a-lifetime cost.