A gadget that turns your car into a computer

Capable of turning your auto into web-connected personal assistant, the Mojio's a matchbook-sized gizmo that easily plugs into your ride's universal on-board diagnostics port (look under the steering column) and communicates with a series of dedicated apps to "open all new possibilities for you and your car", though don't let it get too Smart. Said apps'll enable you to track business vs. personal mileage for simplified expense reporting, get preventative maintenance recommendations, automatically text a contact if you're stuck in traffic, and receive real-time alerts if you're getting towed, broken into, or bumped in a parking lot.