Why wait for the bartender to make you a drink when this box can do it faster?

Published On 09/11/2013 Published On 09/11/2013

A more elegant and streamlined rig than any prior artificially intelligent hooch swiller we've seen, the Monsieur was developed by a team of engineers and computer scientists tired of waiting more than a couple of minutes for their Manhattan at a crowded bar. Via a complex series of tubes, pumps, sensors and special packets it can be programmed to pour up to 300 different precisely mixed cocktails on demand. Simply browse through the touchscreen cocktail list or app for a beverage (or if you're feeling bold, request something random) and it'll pour it into a cup, much like in-office to-go coffee machines would in the pre K-cup days. Only now you won't have to add the whiskey yourself.