The coolest foosball table in history

Nestled in the Rockies 35 miles from the nearest town -- in a state whose total population's less than most mid-size cities -- Wyoming's Triangle Z Ranch handcrafts all manner of home furnishings.

Including these incredibly detailed foosball tables.

The husband & wife proprietors will do all kinds of themes on request, but their mainstay's western: he carves the rig from Douglas Fir, and she hand-paints the players, like these old-timey sheriffs whose mustaches were so loud they didn't have to talk, except when they were cheering for Arsenal.

They also make some pretty sturdy pool tables. Feel free to put some English on it, but try to avoid any English Bob, because on a Wyoming-made table that game could get bloody.