Crappy fast-food coffee first thing into a road trip is about as American as the road trip itself. But in today's bean revolution — with our taste buds having grown comfortably used to those carefully named artisanal brews — the umpteen packets of sweetner we pour in to make them drinkable are no longer enough. Don't worry, though. Your I'm-not-a-morning-person-until-I-have-the-shakes routine is now travel ready. Everyday adventurers Poler and Portland's up-and-coming caffeine cartel Stumptown Coffee have joined forces to bring you a $125 grab bag of everything you need for that perfect cup o' joe: two mugs, an Aeropress kit, the Porlex JP-30 (a styling burr grinder), custom bag (because these, too, need to travel in style), and 12 ounces of Holler Mountain roast. And not only will you have that perfect cup o' joe, but you won't be tempted to buy the soggy hashbrown that's been sitting in all its tasteless regret since it was thrown in the fryer yesterday.