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Work out like (and with) an animal

Helping give you the arms of a savage beast, each of these 36lb, rust-/chip-proof iron Primal kettlebells from Onnit actually resembles one, as they're meticulously sculpted to look like angry, teeth-bearing chimps. Plus, their handles are slightly enlarged for an easier grip than standard 'bells, and're shaped to be perfectly balanced despite the superficialities