Are you tired of silly fillies whinnying behind your back, because your old-ass horseshoes don't even protect the palmar surface of your hooves? Well kill all that noise, and hit up your local farrier for the new Red Wing Heritage + Blacksmith Collab 877 Horseshoe "Trot Trot to Boston" pack. The limited edition shoes feature Goodyear welt construction, white traction tree sole, and triple stitching, all attached with collectible, old-school bronze nails (available in four colors!) to the copper bottoms.
And since you'll need extra traction when you hit up a party and everyone looks at your new kicks and says "whoaaa!" and you compulsively and instinctively screech to a halting stop, the RWH+BC877H's come with a set of exclusive caulkins designed by KAWS in collaboration with a not-at-all-lame Appaloosa colt to provide additional traction.
The first 100 horses to figure out how to put their emails below will be put on the list for the launch party at a working dude ranch three hours north of Sedalia, Colorado, and will be automatically registered to win the horseshoe pack, plus six or seven carrots. All proceeds from the party will be donated to fight Congenital Stationary Night Blindness in Appaloosas.